I was shown this detox diet a couple of months ago by my cousin's wife, and thought, "whew, that's nuts."
Well, I found a new 7 day diet on the all mighty Pinterest last week, and thought to myself, "Self, why don't you give this a try after the grandparents visit, and that way you won't have to worry about watching what you eat around them?"
Therefore, while all the grandparents were here, both D and I just stopped caring about what we were eating...mostly so we wouldn't have to stress about it. He gained 1 pound. I gained 6. In 5 days.
Now, this diet is pretty specific, but I'm not concerned. I've followed tough diets before. This girl claims that you can lose 10 pounds or more in the week, but I want to lose 6. I think it's pretty possible since I'm sure most of the weight I've gained is bloating from poor diet and sodium, etc. I really don't think I gained 6 pounds of fat. So, HERE is the link to the "Satan diet" (you know, because it's evil, or what have you), and let's go on a journey of rapid weight loss together.
My tummy's been feeling icky since last weekend, so I think just flushing out my system is a really excellent idea anyway.
Okay. Here we go. Whew. Please don't judge me.
Weigh in: 128 This is a 6 pound increase from last Thursday.
Here comes the picture.
I couldn't get a good one fully dressed...so...I had to take off my tank top.
Some of it is skin, and that will never shrink, 'cause, you know, I had a kid. And now there's extra bits of me.
Please don't mock me.
For the record--I AM flexing in this picture.
No makeup. Pre-workout.
Please have mercy.
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